*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
**OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
**SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
**GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
**LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
Willing to die.
**PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
**DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
**HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
Cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
7 comments:
the picture of ducks reminded me of a french friend of mine who is married to a Lebanese man, she collects ducks of every shape and sizes, I usually buy her one if I find unusual ducks here or abroad.
my favourite one is:
**HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED* :o)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sa77etee ya besheshentra ;)
salam
Thank u Anglo for your nice comment , these were my grandmom's ducks (may God bless her soul ), and yah it seems that there is something going on between french people and ducks lol ..
Thank u Mani for you nice comment :0)
sooo funny sis soo funny heheheheh .
u know how to put the smile on my face .
the most one i liked is (OFFICE ARITHMETIC)
soo funny
Thank u sis 4 ur nice comment , i am glad that u liked it :0)
hahahah , very funny walahi
my fav
**HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Thanx brave heart :0)
Post a Comment